This morning, as you may have noticed, the weather decided to condense all the humidity of the past few days into actual drops of rain, which it then decided to hurl at we innocent commuters with mass and force. However, luckily we have tools for days like this, which can help protect us from the potential hurt and unpleasantness of the weather. Namely, this tool:
And say this umbrella, or another piece of essential machinery for modern life, decided to break, or not work to its best ability – why, for that you could use something contained in here:
Well, okay, that might be a little much for an umbrella, which seem to truly and irreparably give up the ghost whenever, oh, you need them most. But, I digress.
My point is that in our lives today we are surrounded by tools and helpful implements designed to keep our homes, our cars, our stuff, and ourselves in good working order. And now, thanks to one of the devices that can either help keep us running (the internet! The email! The phone! The Apps!), or hurt (the ENDLESS PROCRASTINATION!! ‘Angry Birds’, you have taken up so many hours of our lives), the iPhone, we at Liz Caplan Vocal Studios can bring you a sweet combination of all the tools that can help keep you and your voice running. That’s right – we’ve already announced the individual tool Apps for different styles of singing, and now we are pleased to announce the Vocal Tool Kit Pro (for man or woman) – an app that combines ALL the previous apps, complete with all the goodies of the others – physical and vocal warmups for types of singing from country to musical theater, helpful guides to what foods to eat to keep your cords happy, and instructions and mini-lessons on how to best utilize your own vocal instrument. It’s basically like this:
Except for instead of delicious different types of candy, it’s full of helpful tips. And after consuming it, you will have a valuable set of tools to help maintain your own best voice, and not a sugar coma.
So if you have an iPhone and a voice that you want to maintain as though you have your very own personal Liz Caplan with you at all times, search for ‘Vocal Tool Kit Pro’, choose the appropriate gender, and start learnin’ and singin’!